Fri 18th Jan,
CBBC – 4pm:- Gory Geography.
Dramatic theorisation of what would happen if an atomic bomb were dropped on the North East.
C4 – 6pm: Come Dine With M.E.
A group of people fail to get out of bed to entertain guests.
Sat 19th Jan
CBBC – 4pm: Gory Geography.
6/6: Norwegian Wood
An in depth examination of Scandinavian gay porn.
Food Network – 6pm: Diners, Drive Ins And Dives.
Guy Fieri visits a roadside cafe that has it’s own smoker out back and samples a pulled pork sandwich while pulling off a triple back somersault.
BBC 1 – 9pm: They Think It’s All Overs
Pilot edition of a cricket based sports quiz. Presented by Claire Balding, with team captains Freddie Flintoff & Geoff Boycott plus guests Noel Fielding and Paloma Faith.
C4 – 10pm: Peter Kay’s Dunt Christmas seems like years ago?
The rotund Northerner looks around him and mocks at every turn, unaware that he is an unbearable anachronism of mirth.
Sunday 20th Jan.
C4 – 10am: Sunday Brunch.
Simon Rimmer and Ian McShane present a light hearted look back at the week’s TV and criminologist reports whilst cooking a wide variety of food including a brand new recipe for horsemeat burgers. With special guest Nadia Sawalha and Peter Purves.
BBC2 – 11am: Sunday Politics.
Let Andrew O Neil crumple your Sunday gently back to life with a gentle ribbing of some toothless backbench twat and a quirky report about Europe presented by someone who’s name you can never quite remember.
Dave 1-9pm: Red Dwarf Series 5.
Space related fun. This week, Rimmer is a twat, Lister has a curry and Kryten folds some mystery bras only to find the cat left strange curly hairs on them just after they came out of the dryer.
ITV 2 – 3pm: Carry On Gurning.
Clubbing show aimed at people who haven’t been to bed since Friday. With special guest Sven Vath.
ITV – 9pm: Holiday 2013.
Time to start planning your holiday, so join Melinda Messenger as she backpacks in Nepal, Myleene Klass explores off road holidays in Kenya and Christopher Biggins suns himself naked in Magaluf.